Copyright (c) 2025 Leo Blodesbaum
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to do absolutely whatever they want with it.
This includes but is not limited to: using it in production, rewriting it in COBOL, selling it to venture capitalists, wrapping it in toilet paper, or presenting it at your local hackathon while claiming it’s a revolutionary breakthrough in acoustic sanitation.
The Software is provided "AS IS", without warranty of any kind, express or implied. The authors have zero accountability for:
- Any mechanical TP-related injuries
- Unexpected BLE pairings in public restrooms
- Emotional damage caused by receiving fewer sheets than expected
- Overanalysis of your own bathroom sounds
By using this software, you implicitly agree to flip off the concept of traditional licensing altogether.
Now go wipe with purpose.
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