diff --git a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp
index 6c8fe4d47..46154d909 100644
--- a/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp
+++ b/extensions/lem-dashboard/default-dashboard.lisp
@@ -8,7 +8,45 @@
                                     "(setf productivity 'high)"
                                     "<M-x> load-library <RET> tetris"
                                     "Lem Editor Modules? Lisp EMacs? Lem's Not Emacs?"
-                                    "(cons 'fun 'programming)"))
+                                    "(cons 'fun 'programming)"
+                                    "Update Instance for Redefined Class"
+                                    "Also try Interlisp!"
+                                    "[L]ots of [I]rritating [S]uperfluous [P]arenthesis"
+                                    "(♡ (I) (Lisp))"
+                                    "Made with secret alien technology!"
+                                    "A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors."
+                                    "Rest in Peace Dr. John McCarthy, 1927-2011"
+                                    "(> (SExpr) (XML)) -> t"
+                                    "[G]nu's [N]ot [U]nix!"
+                                    "I’d just like to interject for a moment"
+                                    "Ed, man! !man ed"
+                                    "Help poor children in Uganda! kuwasha.net"
+                                    "Licensed under MIT"
+                                    "Also Try Vim!"
+                                    "ED IS THE STANDARD UNIX TEXT EDITOR"
+                                    "(uiop:shell-command '(\"cowsay\" \"Hello\"))"
+                                    "Common Lisp: Standardized Since 1994!"
+                                    "(hackable-p 'lem) -> t"
+                                    "Written in the Programmable Programming Language!"
+                                    "As Seen On IRC!"
+                                    "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't."
+                                    "Turing Complete!"
+                                    "Free your Mallocs!"
+                                    "#include <stdio.h>"
+                                    "(print \"Hello World\")"
+                                    "The parenthesis ate my homework."
+                                    "Fat Free!"
+                                    "Gluten Free!"
+                                    "Price Cut: 100% Off"
+                                    "Technically Correct!"
+                                    "(eq 'p 'np) ?"
+                                    "NP Complete!"
+                                    "Contains no High Fructose Corn Syrup"
+                                    "GDPR Compliant"
+                                    "(tagbody 10 (print :hello) (sleep 1) 20 (go 10))"
+                                    "Over 120 Contributors!"
+                                    "Made in Japan!"
+                                    "Symbolic!"))
 
 (defvar *default-splash* '("
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